kast43

Sep 18
Well yeah it’s going to be out of order I you shove a napkin in it.

Well yeah it’s going to be out of order I you shove a napkin in it.

Sep 16

mamebig:

INSPIRED BY THIS (X)

Sep 16

blood-in-the-moonlight:

why are people mean to Steve Buscemi?  People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face.  Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you.  Steve Buscemi is really nice.  He does volunteer work.  He used be a firefighter.  He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding.  There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.

Sep 16

STRIDER FAMILY ALBUM.

toxicwafflez:

kikiarty:

stridertime:

schim:

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introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation

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this shit is called water

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where the fuck did your diaper go

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this zoo is shit all the animals are fake

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what aisle are the swords in

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stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again

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one time we were dogs

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its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score

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this is what we do on thursdays

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

I cried. Ow my sides.

The last one.

Sep 16
thylacine-crossing:

My papaw would always tell stories about “spreading adders”, what some folks call the eastern hognose. He said they were once prolific in the area and now were not so I always wanted to find one. Well, today I finally got to see and hold an eastern hognose snake. As it died. Let me back up to minutes earlier… Mom and my sister are on their way home, on the road we live on when they spot a snake crossing the road. Mom snaps a picture and goes to nudge the snake out of the road. A car comes by. Mom puts up her hand and the vehicle stops… until the snake starts to move then they FLOOR the gas and aim for the snake, putting my mother’s life at risk to kill a harmless creature. Mom gets me and we go out to see it, the poor thing is still alive, though fatally wounded. I picked it up out of the road to die in peace. It did not even as hiss at me. RIP little guy. As for the driver of the car, may karma run you over.

thylacine-crossing:

My papaw would always tell stories about “spreading adders”, what some folks call the eastern hognose. He said they were once prolific in the area and now were not so I always wanted to find one. Well, today I finally got to see and hold an eastern hognose snake. As it died. Let me back up to minutes earlier… Mom and my sister are on their way home, on the road we live on when they spot a snake crossing the road. Mom snaps a picture and goes to nudge the snake out of the road. A car comes by. Mom puts up her hand and the vehicle stops… until the snake starts to move then they FLOOR the gas and aim for the snake, putting my mother’s life at risk to kill a harmless creature. Mom gets me and we go out to see it, the poor thing is still alive, though fatally wounded. I picked it up out of the road to die in peace. It did not even as hiss at me. RIP little guy. As for the driver of the car, may karma run you over.

Sep 16

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

Sep 16
spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

Sep 16
Sep 16

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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Sep 15

…We proved them wrong.